Saturday, January 26, 2008

What I've Learned from Web Comics


A few random thoughts while I wait for AVG to finish scanning for "threats." Like most office drones I spend my lunch break surfing the internet. Unlike most office drones, I don't spend my lunch break at Something Awful, MySpace, or CNN.com; I read web comics. Over the years, I've been introduced to new foods, bands, fads and artists through the comics I read. Here's a quick list of some of them:

Cat and Girl: Dorothy introduced me to Joseph Beuys and Chris Burden, and generally reminds me to keep be more open to contemporary art. (Also, not to drink paint.)

Achewood: Onstad has introduced me to new ideas in food and cooking (usually via one of the in-character blogs) and is the only artist I can think of to use risotto as a punch line. He also provides me with useful insights into fads, food, cars, and technology.

Overcompensating: I've found out about a bunch of music via the Dumbrella forums, which I started reading because of Wigu and, later, Overcompensating (which I can never spell right on the first try). I blame Dumbrella for the fact that I now own a couple of White Stripes CDs, and some "gangsta rap" singles. Jeffrey himself serves as a constant reminder that Oklahoma occasionally does produce decent, talented people. And then they move out-of-state as soon as possible.

XKCD usually sends me up to the Google bar to look up some math or computer science reference that I just don't get. To be fair, there is a clear warning on the site that the comics occasionally contain "advanced mathematics...which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors" It also reminds me to watch out for velociraptors.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

RE: Life After People

I just finished watching The History Channel's "Life After People," a show I've been looking forward to for a while now. I have a feeling that it was more interesting than accurate - in the way that History/TLC/Discovery programs are these days - and it was no doubt intended to exploit the interest generated by the recent glut of apocalyptic movies such as "Cloverfield", "I Am Legend," and "The Mist." But for all of that it did provide some interesting ideas that I'll be processing in the days to come.


The premise of the show is this: every human being on the planet disappears, simultaneously, overnight. Various experts, researchers, and theorists consider the fate of the planet from 1 day after the event to 10,000 years out. The visuals are a combination of documentary footage of actual abandoned structures and cities - including a fantastic segment inside the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone - and CGI effects of some of the world's best-known structures and cities collapsing into decay.

Overall, I think the producers were pretty optimistic about how quickly Nature will reclaim even large urban centers like Chicago and Manhattan, and pretty pessimistic about how much of human civilization will survive even the first 100 or so years.

The History Channel will air an encore presentation of "Life After People" this Wednesday.

**SPOILERS**

The first fifteen minute segment of the show (covering from the first day without people to a year or so out) were pretty hard for me to watch. I have two small dogs, and all of the experts agreed that those guys will be the first to go. The ones that don't starve to death, locked inside our houses, will most likely be unable to compete successfully for food in the wild. The video for this segment kept cutting back to a family dog trapped in a suburban house, looking hopefully out the front window, drinking the meltwater from the freezer after the power shuts off, and finally tearing open a package of bread for food because, as one expert felt obliged to point out, "dogs can't open cans."

Personally, I think my favorite years are a few hundred years after people: skyscrapers are still standing, but they have been transformed into high-rise forests, with abundant wildlife including, possibly, flying cats. Yes. Flying cats. For me, that thought alone was worth the cost of admission.

**EXTRA SPOILER** About two-thirds through the first segment that dog miraculously escapes from the house. Just in time for the experts to start explaining how he won't be able to survive in the wild.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Still Thinking About Spook Country

I finished William Gibson's Spook Country last week and I'm still thinking about it; that's unusual for me as I normally just move on when I've finished a novel and save the thinking for when I re-read it in a year or so. But Spook Country has been sticking with me and I think it's because I left the novel without any real sense of what had happened.

Strike that, I understood what had happened, I just wasn't sure why it had. I've been reading some reviews and interviews in an attempt to figure it out. I'm still not sure I've got it, but here's a few of the insights I gleaned:

First, I'm not alone. Most of the professional reviews I read expressed some degree of dissatisfaction with the plot, or, more specifically, with its resolution.

Also, Gibson was right when he guessed, in an interview with Amazon.com, that "I must have readers from 20 years ago who are just despairing of the absence of cyberstuff, or girls with bionic fingernails." A lot of the reader reviews I looked at did seem to be less concerned with the lack of clarity in the plot than the lack of mirror-shaded bionic fingernail girls. For what it's worth, I agree with his follow-up to that statement, "Nothing dates more quickly than an imaginary future. It's acquiring a patina of quaintness even before you've got it in the envelope to send to the publisher." Need proof? Watch Blade Runner (it's just been re-re-released on DVD) and look for the "futuristic" details that Ridley Scott and his production team got wrong or missed completely. (Unless, of course, public phone booths make a major comeback and we all get flying cars within the next ten years.)

Finally, I (and many others judging by the reviews) may have approached Spook Country with too many expectations of what makes a William Gibson novel. In a July 2007 column for scifi.com* John Clute (editor of Science Fiction: The Illustrated Encylopedia, one of my favorite between-novel reads) makes a good argument that Spook Country is actually a comic novel. With that in mind, I can understand why many readers (myself included) felt a little let down by the distinct lack of danger and death (not to mention the aforementioned bionic fingernail girls.) It's one of the more unique takes on the book, and one I look forward to considering during the re-read.

One of the most interesting things I learned, though, actually has little to do with my issues with the book. In that Amazon interview, Gibson says that the social structure in Spook Country (and, by extension, our world today) is actually very close to that of his earliest novel, Neuromancer. Both books, he says, feature characters who are either incredibly wealthy and powerful or poor, powerless and often pushed into quasi-legal or outright criminal behavior by their circumstances.

The hero of Neuromancer has had his career as a "console cowboy" prematurely and surgically terminated by his former employers and takes an offer to commit crimes on behalf of a wealthy and mysterious employer in exchange for the chance to re-enter cyberspace. Hollis Henry, one of Spook Country's protagonists, was the lead singer for a popular indie rock band who lost big when her band broke up and the burst of the dot-com bubble took her savings. She finds herself freelancing for a magazine which may or may not exist, headed by a wealthy and mysterious employer who may be involved in questionable business practices.

Gibson said it best: "the thing about the world of Neuromancer is that there is no middle class. There are only very, very wealthy people and desperately poor, mostly criminal people. It's a very Victorian world, and when I was writing Spook Country I kept running up against that feeling that the world I'm actually trying to predict is becoming more Victorian, not less. Less middle class, more like Mexico, more like Mexico City. And I think that's probably not a good direction." I tend to agree, and upon reading that I immediately flashed back to Neal Stephenson's The Diamond Age, which takes that whole "very Victorian world" idea to its logical conclusion.

I guess I know which book to throw on the re-reading stack next.

*A warning to those who attempt reading John Clute's review: have a dictionary, thesaurus and, perhaps, a machete close at hand. Mr. Clute is without doubt an excellent critic and academician; unfortunately, he also writes like one. There were points where I wondered if I was reading a sci-fi review or somebody's term paper. Seriously, John, who uses the word circumambiate? I don't even think that's a real word, John. Google keeps asking me if I meant "circumambulate." Did you, John? Did you?

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Coincidence?



So, a year ago I posted this, linking to the video above and commenting on how the setting reminded me of Pattern Recognition, which I had just finished re-reading. This past Tuesday, William Gibson posted this on his blog, linking to the same video on YouTube.

Maybe it's just a coincidence, but it could also mean one of three things:

1) I was correct in my assessment of the Gibsonian nature of that particular video; it just took him a year to find it for himself.

2) William Gibson was vanity-surfing, stumbled across my old post and liked the video.

3) William Gibson reads my blog regularly, liked the video, but held off a year posting his own link so I wouldn't know that he's a fan. Because he's shy, you see.

Are you reading my blog, Bill? It's okay if you are. You can tell me, I won't be mad.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Olafur Eliasson On Wired News

Sam Admires the Round RainbowWired News today has a feature story about a new show by Olafur Eliasson. Eliasson is a contemporary artist who works with light and projection. One of his best-known works is The Weather Project, in which he created an artificial sun. As I occasionally dabble in lighting design for the theatre, I'm always interested to read about him.

I first saw his work when the Hirshhorn Museum in DC called to ask for help repairing a Strand (Quartzcolor, actually, but that's another story) OneLight fresnel spotlight. It was part of his piece Round Rainbow which was being shown in their Refract, Reflect, Project exhibit.

Since the Smithsonian wasn't all too keen to ship part of their art collection up to Frederick, I piled into the truck with Sam (our head field-service technician, seen above admiring the "Round Rainbow") and we headed for the city.

Sam was able to get the fixture working again and the staff offered to let us see how it was used in the piece, and show us around the rest of the exhibit while everything was still being installed.


The QuartzColor OneLight in the Restoration Shop of the Hirshhorn MuseumLighting is an essential part of my work, so I naturally get excited by the sort of art they were showing off in this exhibit. There were weird projected-color pieces, light-as-sculpture pieces, and a wheelbarrow constructed of what appeared to be dozens of fluorescent tubes. I'll admit that I still don't get the wheelbarrow piece but I thoroughly enjoyed the Thomas Wilfred "lumia," especially given that I was able to look behind the screen and see the genuinely antique equipment that created the projections. The public generally never gets to see that part of a Wilfred work.

Eliasson, on the other hand, makes a point of keeping the "gear" in plain view, which I love. For me, part of the fun of a piece like "Round Rainbow," is walking into a gallery and first being stunned by the light dancing around the space and then getting to see how he pulled it off. Refract, Reflect, Project has since closed, but there's lots of good images of Eliasson's work on the web, and Take Your Time, his current show at San Francisco's Museum of Modern Art, will be coming to New York in April of 2008.

link to Wired News Story

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Checkers Solved! Can Mouse Trap Be Far Behind?

19:00 19 July 2007
NewScientist.com news service
Justin Mullins

The ancient game of checkers (or draughts) has been pronounced dead. The game was killed by the publication of a mathematical proof showing that draughts always results in a draw when neither player makes a mistake. For computer-game aficionados, the game is now "solved"

Draughts is merely the latest in a steady stream of games to have been solved using computers, following games such as Connect Four, which was solved more than 10 years ago.

The computer proof took Jonathan Schaeffer, a computer-games expert at the University of Alberta in Canada, 18 years to complete and is one of the longest running computations in history.

In honor of his achievements, Mr. Schaeffer has been appointed to the University's prestigious Cracker Barrel Chair as Professor of Jes' Sitting on the Front Porch Playin' Checkers, Y'all.

In related news, how the heck do I get a job where I play checkers for 18 years?!

link via Boing Boing

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Jeff Victor's Pop Culture Bubbleheads

Over at his blog Wicked Crispy, Jeff Victor is showcasing his extra-cute "bubblehead" character portraits. They're mostly taken from Star Wars, but there's other movie and comics referenced, as well as some examples of Jeff's commercial illustration work.

I'm loving his take on George Lucas' characters, although the portraits of humans all look like South Park characters to me.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

The First Pogo Possum Strip

My dad introduced me to the Pogo comics, and I quickly fell in love with Walt Kelly's style of drawing, his characters' outrageous dialects, and the often equally outrageous lettering styles that accompanied them.
Recently, I learned that Fantagraphics will be publishing a complete collection of Pogo daily and Sunday comics in the near future. And then, today, Drawn! tells me that there's a hi-res scan of the first ever Pogo strip up at the Arflovers blog. Click on Li'l Ol' Pogo over there for the link.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Backpack Penguin!


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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Lolz.


I've been meaning to post this comic from the always excellent and nerdy webcomic XKCD. (Seriously, one of the only webcomics I've found with a decent funny : nerdy ratio.)

I have to admit, I feel a bit guilty for enjoying the whole Lolcat / Caturday phenomenon ... but that doesn't stop me from squandering hours of perfectly good internet on sites like I Can Has Cheezburger? and CuteOverload.

Also: lolrus

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Thank You 120 Minutes

Last post I mentioned how MTV's 120 Minutes introduced me to a lot of great music back in the days before the Interweb. Out of curiosity, I dug up the playlists from my junior and senior years of high school to see just how much music I would have missed out on had I actually gone to bed at a decent hour on Sundays.

Quite a lot, as it turns out. Here's some of my favorites, with links to videos where I could find them. I can remember making some of my first mix tapes with these songs, patching the audio output from my parents' VCR into my boom box and recording everything onto glorious Maxell 90-minute cassettes. Fresh.

The Sisters of Mercy: I loved goth-rock before I even knew what goth was. "Lucretia My Reflection" aired in July of '88. Almost twenty years later, I still don't know what the lyrics are supposed to mean.

That same episode featured "Peek-a-Boo" by Sioxsie and the Banshees. I think I bought the cassette of Peepshow the next week.

The video for Billy Bragg's excellent "Waiting for the Great Leap Forwards" aired in June. This YouTube video is actually for "There is Power in a Union" from Talking With the Taxman About Poetry. It's worth watching for the AFL-CIO organizer in full cheerleader drag. Due to the relative obscurity of Bragg here in the States (or, at least, in Scenic Western Maryland) I didn't get my hands on an album of his until two years later, when I stumbled on copies of Worker's Playtime and Taxman in the discount bin of the Virgin megastore in London.

The Primitives' "Crash" was another July '88 offering - I must have been up late a lot that July. Apparently, it was remixed for the movie Dumb and Dumber; something I only just learned as I've been steadfastly avoiding seeing any part of that movie since it came out.

Finally, "Reptile", by The Church, aired in August of '88. I think I may have actually seen the video for "Under the Milky Way" earlier that year, but I can't prove it. Both songs together got me to pony up for a copy of Starfish in time for the back-to-school moping season. (I lettered in Mope.)

Friday, May 11, 2007

The Audacity Project

I'm slooowly working my way through a box of my old cassette tapes from the 80s and 90s, converting them to MP3 by way of a neat, free program called Audacity. Briefly, it's a program that allows me to record the input from a borrowed cassette player (thanks, Dad! I'll return it someday soon, I promise!) as a .wav file on my hard drive. I record each side of a tape as its own file, then go back through and chop it up into individual tracks. For the most part I've been happy with the results, although albums that feature tracks fading into each other can be tough to split up. Into the Labyrinth by Dead Can Dance, for example, was a royal pain.

I just finished converting one of my favorite tapes from my early college days, Only Life by The Feelies. I remember hearing "Away" for the first time on 120 Minutes, back in 1989 or so. That show lead me to a lot of good music back in the days before the Interwub...but that's a different post. Anyway, here's a link to the MP3 of "Away." Illegal, I guess, so check it out before The Man shuts me down.

Next up: Floodland by The Sisters of Mercy. Bring on the gothy goodness!

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Making Comics - Chapter 5 1/2 Is Finally Up!

Those of us who purchased Scott McCloud's excellent "Making Comics" have been anxiously awaiting "Chapter 5 1/2," the promised online supplement that goes into detail about webcomics. I learned today that it's finally up over at Scott's site.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Concrete Screen


Despite the web site's Star-Trekky promise of "transparent concrete", it’s basically just a slab of concrete with fiber optic cables embedded within.

Still pretty cool, though, and because the cables can transmit natural light as easily as a projected image, it's conceivable that it could be used to install “windows” in below-ground offices and apartements.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Hilarity Ensues

Boing-Boing pointed me to this story in USA Today about a three-year-old who went to extraordinary lengths to obtain a stuffed Sponge Bob Squarepants toy from a grabby machine, with somewhat predictable results. (Bonus points for the look on little Bobby's face as he is forced to extricate himself.)

Apparently this is not a unique occurrence. The various stories were all so similar, though, that I began to suspect Urban Legendry at work. I asked the Snopes-Dogg to check it out for me; but he says it's all legit.

I'd hope that store managers would start asking the grabby machine-guy to leave a spare key so that the local fire department wouldn't have to be called in every single time.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Just In Time For Halloween: The Monster Alphabet!

(Actually, this Flickr set was uploaded way back in August, but I just stumbled across it this week.)

I first encountered Ape Lad's work on the "700 Hoboes Project" but his "1 Hour Alphabets" (that's "B is for Blob" over to the left) are great! Check out the Superhero and Super-Villian alphabets, too!

Update: I've learned that the Monster Alphabet wasn't actually a one-hour alphabet. My mistake; I still think they're great. And look! T-SHIRTS!

Saturday, July 22, 2006

A.R.G.gh!

Been playing/following "The Lost Experience" for the past week to keep myself distracted from stuff at home.

For those who don't know, TLE (as insiders/nerds call it) is an "Alternate Reality Game." It's a sort of roleplaying game where you become part of a huge group of people helping the main character reveal the "real truth," about The Hanso Foundation and some sort of project that THF's new director, Dr. Mittlewerk, is running.

Gameplay mostly revolves around solving puzzles to access photos, video and audio clips, and web sites to discover more of "the truth." The puzzles and clues to same are dispersed through instant messages and e-mails from in-game actors, podcasts, entries in various characters' blogs and, sometimes, advertisements in traditional media like this commercial for The Hanso Foundation's Life-Extension Project shown during a recent airing of Lost.

I've been interested in the concept of ARGs since the early days of Majestic and "The Beast" the game associated with the Spielberg movie A.I. but TLE is the first ARG I've ever actually followed and participated in.

I have to admit that it's sort of interesting to try to solve the puzzles and find new video clips and podcasts and such but there are times when new stuff is being released so quickly that you either have to devote several hours every day to finding and solving the new puzzles or "cheat" by looking at one of the many sites devoted to listing the clues and their solutions outright.

Once Robyn's home from the hospital I'll probably stop playing and just wait for all to be revealed at the end of Summer.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

I Didn't Win The Contest

Goshdangit!

One of the guys in field service won.

I tied for second, which won me a $15 iTunes gift card. I've already downloaded "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald," and am trying to figure out how to spend the other $14.01. I'm trying real hard to make my other 14 purchases fairly recent songs as I already have a good collection of 60s - 80s pop, and I've still got a case full of cassettes from about 1984 - 1990 to convert to mp3. Also, my nieces recently made it very clear to me that knowing who the White Stripes and Fall Out Boy are no longer qualifies me as hip, trendy, or "rad."

Current Contenders for My $14.01:

The B-Side Wins Again - DJ Spooky vs Dave Lombardo
Promiscuous - Nelly Furtado and some guy
Feel Good, Inc - The Gorillaz
16 Military Wives - The Decembrists
Gone Daddy Gone - Gnarls Barkley
Jesus Walks - Kanye West

Dang, I just spent a half-hour trolling iTunes for other songs. I previewed a whole bunch of bands I've heard mention of recently (Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Walkmen, Death Cab for Cutie) and I don't know why, but they all just sound like Grateful Dead cover bands to me.

That's not a compliment.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Worst Songs of the 80s

So our company recently held a contest in which employees were encouraged to pick the 10 absolute worst songs of the 80s. I submitted my list this afternoon, and reprint it here for posterity.

In descending order of suckitude, my picks for the worst songs of the 80s are:
  1. We Are the World – USA for Africa: Not just a horrible pop song, but also the beginning of the trend of saving the world through crass consumerism. “Spend $20 on this crappy album and we’ll give $1.00 to starving kids in Africa!” Call me crazy, but I’d bet that the starving kids in Africa would much prefer you sent them the $20. Or, you know, buy $20 worth of food and send it to them. Easily the worst song of the 80s with triple extra bonus points for being the grandfather of all those stupid yellow ribbons and rubber bracelets.

  2. I Just Called to Say I Love You – Stevie Wonder: Billboard #1 Hit, Winner of the Oscar for Best Song (it was originally written for the soundtrack to the Gene Wilder comedy “The Woman in Red.”), and a big steaming pile of complete and utter “Hallmark Hall of Fame” treacle-sweet tripe. I can think of only one song by Mr. Wonder that was worse than this: the “Huxtable Sample Jam” (aka “Jammin’ on the One”) from his guest shot on The Cosby Show. Please, Stevie, you wrote Superstition, you wrote Higher Ground, did you really need that check from Cos, or did you owe him a favor?

  3. Working for the Weekend – Loverboy: “You want a piece of my heart / you better start from the start.” Wow, Loverboy, that’s deep. Loverboy is a Canadian band, and when I consider that the CBC’s Canadian Content Regulations would have forced countless rockers in the Great White North to endure this song on high rotation, I am grateful to have lived out the 80s in the USA.

  4. Africa – Toto: I don’t know which irks me more, this song’s limp, whiny melody, or its clunky pretentious lyrics. “I know that I must do what’s right / sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.” CLUN-KY! Hey Toto, you go right ahead and bless the rains down in Africa, I won’t stop you. Hey, here’s $20, take a couple of those starving kids out for a burger while you’re there.

  5. Heartbeat – Don Johnson: This one seems to lean dangerously close to novelty-song territory, until you remember that DJ really and truly believed that he had a chance as a pop star. Must’ve been all that time with Phil Collins and Glen Frey on the Miami Vice set. A poor song sung by a poor singer, but at least it wasn’t a duet with Phillip Michael Thomas.

  6. Dancing in the Streets – Mick Jagger & David Bowie: Ah, what better way to celebrate the influence of black music on modern rock and roll than to let two pasty British guys completely muck up a Martha and the Vandellas hit? Double-secret bonus embarrassment points for the music video, which featured multiple shots of Mssrs. Bowie and Jagger’s leather-wrapped fannies, and at least one shot of the two of them coming perilously close to tongue-kissing each other.

  7. Mr. Roboto – Styx: Concept albums are always tricky, as proved by Dennis DeYoung’s rock-opera Kilroy Was Here. Although the album did go Platinum and spawned two hit singles (Mr. Roboto and Don’t Let it End) members of the band later admitted that they never fully understood what the concept actually was, the tour was a financial disaster, and Mr. Roboto became a joke well before the decade ended. An embarrassing and pretentious misstep by the band who previously gave us gems like The Grand Illusion, and Angry Young Man.

  8. We Didn’t Start the Fire – Billy Joel: Hey Billy, REM already recorded this song back in 1987. They called it, It’s the End of the World as We Know It, and it was a whole lot better. I read that Billy wrote We Didn’t Start the Fire because of his interest in history and a desire to be a history teacher. Interestingly, the amount of time most high school history teachers today are given to cover the 20th century makes a three-minute pop song the ideal lecture. Just not this one, please.

  9. We Built This City – Starship: Although many critics have picked this for the worst song of the 1980s, I can’t go quite that far. It’s hypocritical crap, for sure; a so-called anti-commercial anthem that, in one critic’s words “reeks of '80s corporate-rock commercialism. It's a real reflection of what practically killed rock music in the '80s.” But it’s still somewhat listen-able and Grace Slick does a fair job on the vocals. The fact that Starship descends from rock royalty Jefferson Airplane may explain why others have been as savage as they have; after all, We Built This City is a long, long way from White Rabbit.

  10. My Red Joystick – Lou Reed: Okay, Lou makes the list mostly for personal reasons. Back in 1989 I saw him perform at Merriweather Post Pavillion. About a half-hour into his set we were rocking out to a good mix of his classic hits (Lisa Says, Rock and Roll) and tracks from his then-current album, New York, when Lou threw this clunker at us. Like many of his songs My Red Joystick makes great reading, but it just doesn’t work as rock and roll. Happily, he played Walk on the Wild Side for his encore and we all sang along with the doo-doo-doo’s and went home happy.
Honorable Mentions (songs that were either not quite bad enough to make the top-ten, or such easy targets that I just felt sorry for them) In No Particular Order of Badness:
  1. You Dropped a Bomb on Me – Gap Band
  2. The Heart of Rock-n-Roll – Huey Lewis and the News
  3. Dancing on the Ceiling – Lionel Richie
  4. One Night in Bangkok – Murray Head
  5. Walk the Dinosaur – Was (Not Was)
  6. Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car – Billy Ocean
  7. Party All the Time – Eddie Murphy
  8. Kiss Me Deadly – Lita Ford
  9. This Song’s Just Six Words Long … I mean, Got My Mind Set of You – George Harrison
  10. Urgent - Foreigner